Dark General
$DARK
Pick your $DARK — Red, Blue, or Green — then lead your robot companion running and jumping: stomp FUD, collect Pumpfun capsules, and decide at the finish: SELL or HOLD all the way to the moon!
← → / A D to move • SPACE / ↑ jump (press 2× = double jump) • R restart
Every green Pumpfun capsule adds $100 to your balance. 36 total: 30 in the level + 6 hidden in ? blocks.
Don't get hit from the side! Jump and stomp their heads to beat them — or let your robot companion zap them with its eye lasers when FUD gets close. Falling into a pit or touching an enemy costs a life.
A 4,300px-long level. At the finish rocket you get 2 choices: HOLD rides the rocket straight to the moon and grabs the 100B MC flag — balance pumps to $1,000,000! But SELL is a different story: after you sell, a swarm of evil robots attacks from the left — tons of them, some on foot, some flying, and all tanky: every robot takes 3 laser hits to destroy! Your $DARK can still run & jump to dodge while your robot fires with everything it's got, but there are just too many — in the end you're forced to BUY $DARK again and escape to the moon anyway — and the evil robots don't vanish when you BUY: they keep chasing until the rocket lifts off, and the flying ones climb after the rocket!
DARK GENERAL $DARK — A COMMUNITY-MADE GAME • NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE